When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.
These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. And until then, I can never die? We're rescuing ya. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.